Chuck Norris

by Chris Nelson

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This is a song about my movie hero, Chuck Norris. I'd like to be him, but I am only me (and the world is a better place for this, I'm sure!)


Better start runin', there's some guys who are causing a scene

They got a whole lot of guns and all of them look pretty mean

We need someone to help us and show no fear

Well, I don't know about you, but to me the answer's clear!

He got fists of fury and a martial arts black belt

He got a soul full of courage; he's also an expert at stealth

You know he ain't gonna let those bad boys pass

And if they try to stop him, he's gonna kick their ass!!

With a roundhouse kick to the head, my friend

you know they're goin' down

When it comes to the law, he don't mess around

Now, if I could find a way to get up off this shelf,

I'd like to be Chuck Norris, but I can only be myself

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He's a Hellbound Firewalker full of Silent Rage

An Eye for An Eye is what you get with Lone Wolf McQuade

Code of Silence, Breaker, Breaker, and the Octagon, too

...and don't forget that the Eyes of A Ranger are ALWAYS upon you!!!


I'd like to be Chuck Norris, but I can only be myself

I'd like to be Chuck Norris, but I can only be myself


released 28 December 2013
Chris Nelson plays all instruments. Copyright 2014 Wrong Way Up Tunes (BMI) Words and music by Chris Nelson



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Chris Nelson Lebanon, Pennsylvania

Chris Nelson has been playing music for over 25 years and has written a large volume of songs. His sound is described as "Dark Folk" which is basically a unique mixture of folk, rock, and blues. He currently plays live as an acoustic guitarist while playing all instruments on his recordings. ... more

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